The Everything Personal Quiz.

10 of your friends:
1. Tobi
2. Brittany
3. Heej
4. Kimly
5. Kim
6. Steph
7. Hoa
8. Kelley
9. Nathalie
10. Johnny (ran out of people orz)

For each of your friends, answer these questions according to their numbers.

1. What would you do if Number 4 was put into jail?
LAUGH. LAUGH LIKE HELL.

2. What would you do if Number 1 and 10 were drunk on your bed and invited you to get drunk with them?
I'm suspicious of Johnny... and Tobi. She'd try to sniff me or something. How the hell did they get on my bed?

3. What would you do if Number 8 was a new substitute teacher?
Cracking jokes about dinosaurs, I guess.

4. What would you do if you walked in on 6 in the nude?
Not a good way to meet. Back out? Back out and drink till I forget.

5. What would you do if 9 murdered 3?
NATHALIE'S JUST JEALOUS OF THE REAL KOREAN. Uh, I don't really know. Destroy her stuff?

6. Would you let Number 2 re-decorate your house for you?
If she won't let me redecorate hers, then I won't let her redecorate mine.

7. Would you let Number 5 and Number 7 stay in your house over a whole weekend, un-supervised?
... Yes.

8. Would you ever let Number 1 give you a massage?
... No. Just no.

9. What if Number 10 set you up with Number 8?
Why would he. And I'm not gay, dammit. >:T I may possibly look androgynous, but no.

10. Would you allow Number 2 and Number 4 to operate heavy machinery together?
Hurr hurr, fuck no.

11. What if Number 5 asked Number 9 out?
... Give them my blessing?

12. If Number 3 and Number 9 started fighting over you, what would you do?
Asian cat fight!! Try to find something to record this shit, and show Brittany and Tobi later.

13. Number 8 is flirting with you big time, what do you do?
Ignore.

14. Number 7 is dating Number 10 and wants to marry them. You're going to be the bridesmaid. Is that okay?
I wanna be the guy version of a bridesmaid. I wanna be the best man!

15. Number 6 wants to lose their virginity with Number 5. What do you do?
Awkward. Back out again.

16. You've just woken up in a bed, naked, with Number 1. What's the first thing you do?
"Oh my fucking god. The fuck did you fucking do, Tobi? Why does my head hurt. Guh, get the fuck out Tobi. Stop sniffing my hair."

17. Number 9 is drunk and lusting after you. There is no-one around to see. What do you do?
I know I'm awesome. "GTFO Nathalie! *kick*"

18. Number 3 announces they are pregnant, and the child is yours. What's your reaction?
"At least I'm not the one bearing children!"

19. Would you tell 4 to "Take it all off!"?
No.

20. Number 5 is in Prison. Why?
Probably got into a fight with a giraffe.

21. What if Number 1 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Tobi, how the fuck did you get in here? GTFO Tobi. Go walk in on Brittany! Or your sisters!"

22. Number 9 cooked you dinner. 'Aint that cute? What do you do?
... Free food. Ask if she poisoned the shit.

23. You're dying and Number 4 is the only one at your side. What do you say?
"YOU GET NOTHING."

24. Number 10 just admitted they were gay. What's your reaction?
"I already knew you were gay."

25. Number 7 stole your car. Do you chase?
"Oh Hoa. Why are you stealing my Hot Wheels?"

26. Number 6 wants to dance with you. You say....?
Aawwkwaaard. I don't dance. Back out.

27. Number 8 tells you they hate you so much, then burst out crying. What do you do?
Hates me cause I'm awesome, amirite? "I know. You hate me cause I'm so damn awesome."

28. Number 1 wants to cheat on their partner with you. You're okay with this?
"God Tobi. Just stay the fuck away. Just stay with Brittany! She's the one with the tablet! Or... go to Bianca or some shit!"

29. Number 2 is dating you, but they leave you. Are you terribly upset?
I'll fucking go Russia on your ass CAUSE BRITTANY WAS ASKING FOR IT. DURR HURR.

30. Out of Number 10 and Number 3, who's do you think is the best in bed?
To hell with Johnny. Everything's awkward with him. I'll just stick with Heej.